~itsnicklewis~

B+, suck it, calculus!

thedarkestsun:

i hate it when i say i hate everyone and then someones like ‘oh except me lol’ ha ha no not except you now you made it to the top of the list well done

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whorville:

whorville:

What’s a pessimist’s blood type? 

B Negative

(via rneerkat)

rneerkat:

itsnicklewis:

rneerkat:

i just got glasses and discovered that at some point in my life i accidentally mistook a grizzly bear for my mother and this bear has been acting as a parental figure for me. this explains a lot

I guess that would explain the salmon and berries for dinner every night for eighteen years

and the kids screaming and running away horrified when they arrived at my birthday parties

and how she would sleep for months at a time

rneerkat:

i just got glasses and discovered that at some point in my life i accidentally mistook a grizzly bear for my mother and this bear has been acting as a parental figure for me. this explains a lot

I guess that would explain the salmon and berries for dinner every night for eighteen years

Anonymous asked: I'd love to get to know you more.

Sure, come off anon! 

rneerkat:

the story wasnt very flexible so there were no plot twists

maybe if they had stretched it out a bit more

peixesass:

pikanoob:

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you

when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves

when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective

(via lolwutimacat)

This is Ke$ha’s song ‘Blow’ without the auto tune

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